10 Fun Facts about Scott

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Scott!

  1. Tradition allows women to propose to Scott only during leap years.
  2. Scott can not regurgitate!
  3. Scott is worth his weight in gold - literally!
  4. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Scott on New Year's Day!
  5. It took Scott 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
  6. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Scott.
  7. Scott cannot jump.
  8. Four-fifths of the surface of Scott is covered in water!
  9. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Scott!
  10. Scott is only six percent water!
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Reverend Father Scott Rassbach said…
Oh, if only Number 2 were true.
2:38 PM
Widow's Son said…
1. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Freemasons!

2. Freemasons can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.

3. Freemasons can live for up to a week without a head.

4. Freemasons are the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.

5. Until the 1960s, Freemasons were not allowed to enter Disneyland.

6. There are 336 dimples on Freemasons.

7. The international dialling code for Freemasons is 672!

8. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Freemasons!

9. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Freemasons.

10. To check whether Freemasons are safe to eat, drop them in a bowl of water; rotten Freemasons will sink, and fresh Freemasons will float.
11:52 AM
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