Attendent: Hello, welcome to McGnosis! May I take your order.
Seeker: Yes, just a moment, I want to look at the menu.
Attendent: Can I interest you in the value package? That's Gnosis, a side order of Enlightenment, and a Baptism, all for 10% of your income.
Seeker: Well, I'm not sure that works for me. Can I order a la Carte?
Attendent: Of course. We just ask for a lighting fund surcharge, to keep the Enlightentment bulbs going.
Seeker: That seems fair. Say, what makes you different from Gnosis King down the street?
Attendent: We use 100% Apostolically Ordained Clergy, Candles made from Beeswax, and our sacraments are specifically approved by the McPatriarch!
Seeker: I see.
Attendent: If you sign a 2 year contract, you get weekly Eucharist, a free Gnostic Tractate containing the McNagHammadi Codexes and an Archonic Measurement, to colorfully display your progress.
Seeker: Am I requried to get the St. Thomas shrine? I've never been into saints, really.
Attendent: Well, it's not recommended to be without one, but we can put you on a payment plan, and deliver it on Thursday.
Seeker: Well, OK. I think I'll get the Value Package, and order a thomas shrine for later.
Attendent (handing over bag): Here you go! May Gnosis be with you.
Seeker: Wait, where's my light saber?
Attendent: You get that from Jedi Shack, down the street.